Tip for all my student readers: if you’re too lazy to use a bibliography creator like NoodleBib or RefWorks, let Google generate your bibliography entries for you. All you have to do is google the article/book title in Google Scholar, click “cite” at the bottom of the search result, and copy either the MLA, APA, or Chicago cite into your word document. 

The amazing thing about the Toy Story trilogy is the fact that they waited 10 years to conclude the story, so that a story about nostalgia made you feel nostalgic towards the original content.

(Source: awkwardlyobnoxious)

“Episode 4 will see Liam take Amy on a date to meet his parents, Karma will try her hand at pole dancing and we will be introduced to a new (potentially serious) love interest for one of the characters.” — Spoiler TV (Faking it s2) x



we’ll always be together, right?

  • aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
  • taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
  • gemini: crayola as fuck
  • cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
  • leo: cutest ever
  • virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
  • libra: weird as hell omg
  • scorpio: probably satan
  • sagittarius: cute and very sweet
  • capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
  • aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
  • pisces: even more crayola than gemini

Do u have a twitter?

I do, but I ever rarely use it.

When I was a senior in high school the girls soccer team would always shower together after practice. It was tradition. They decided to add on to the tradition and have the male soccer captain/manager for girls soccer shower with them as well. (Which was me) Anyway, the only rule was I couldn't touch. They all (11 of them) fingered and ate each other out, while I just sat there with a raging boner to only have horrible blue balls after. But the girls captain blew me in the end for my suffering.



Slutty confession time send me ur sluttiest confession ;)